I Brake for Not-Deer Bumper Sticker


You know when you're driving along a rural road at night and you stop suddenly because you see a deer in the headlights and then you realize with a shiver that that's.... not a deer. You're not sure what it *is*....but it's not a deer.

Celebrate this lesser-known Appalachian cryptid and warn cars behind you that, should you see an eerie and unsettling quadruped blocking traffic, you may brake suddenly.

7.5" vinyl sticker.

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